Blarchive February 2005 Comments (remove NOSPAM) Googling Mr_Blog? Don't forget the underscore. Posted February 28, 2005 Gates Gets the Wal-Mart Price Just because William H. Gates III is a multibejeezillionaire doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate a good buy. If he didn't know the value of a dollar he wouldn'thave a multibejeezillion of them, no? Every transaction needs a seller, and today's are the citizens of Seattle. We're close to selling Gates land next to the Space Needle to headquarter his charitable foundation, for $22 million below market valuea 31% savings. It's not clear which arm of the city government has negotiated the deal, but Seattle Center director Virginia Anderson is taking credit for initiating talks. The Reason Foundation thinks the markdown is acceptable, since securing a long term resident compatible with the Center is as equally (or even more) important as money. And the city needs some quick cash to make up some of the current budget shortfall. Yes, I can buy all these reasons. But I would be more openminded about it if the buyer weren't one of the richest people on the planetnot to mention Blue Puget Sound's richest Republican contributor. I just keep thinking that Mr. Bill gave money to Dubya's reelection, and 43 is making the cuts to state and local support that are contributing to Seattle's budget woes. So really Dubya is the one who created the urgent need to sell, making Seattle willing to give Mr. Bill the Wal-Mart price (or Costco, if you want to get locally correct about it). All I can say is, while I concede the new Gates Foundation HQ will have to be something more than a tin shack, that $22 million the city could have gotten better show up in the Foundation's hometown grantmaking. Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) Posted February 24, 2005 Not that there's anything wrong with that So Ann Coulter thinks that Guckertgate is just about the gay thing: Now the media is hot on the trail of a gay escort service that Gannon may have run some years ago. Are we supposed to like gay people now, or hate them? Is there a Web site where I can go to and find out how the Democrats want me to feel about gay people on a moment-to-moment basis? Annie, Annie, Annie. Ann. A. Did you just get back from a mental vacation? JD/Jeff was involved in a criminal enterprise! Prostitution! That he was a gay/bi pretend reporter with unvetted White House access, asking biased questions for a pretend news service that is a tool of the fundamentalist "family values" party is just icing on the cake. And it goes further, to one of the foundations of our democracy. In the same way that the economy runs on the free flow of accurate information that enables consumers to make informed decisions, in our political system citizens need accurate news in order to exercise civic responsibilities like voting. This system is being subverted by Dubya's Misadministrationby his whole party really. Here's two proofs of intent: Karl Rove: 'the job of journalists is "not necessarily to report the news. It's to get a headline or get a story that will make people pay attention to their magazine, newspaper or television more." ' Translation: the White House not only doesn't recognize the Press's Constitutionally-enshrined role, it spits on it. The entire fake news pattern"Jeff Gannon", Armstrong Williams, Maggie Gallagher and Mike McManus toois analogous to false advertising. When that happens in the private sector, consumer fraud investigations often result. Political fraud, however, is tolerated. But I guess we're working on that. Blarchive: Home of the Whopper (1/13/2004) Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) Posted February 23, 2005 Ode to 871NYH Roxanne Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) Posted February 22, 2005 Oh the metaphors It turns out that having a one-track mind is a license to trod over one family's dreams in the pursuit of your objectives. In what can only be seen as unfortunate symbolism, the Seattle Monorail Obsessionoops, Projecthas run afoul of a sinking ship. The "sinking ship" parking garage, that is. One of the ugliest landmarks ever to mar an historic district, the angular concrete cheesewedge in Pioneer Square has been offending our aesthetic sensibilities since the Sixties. Enter the monorail hobbyistsmake that agencywhich appears to have no qualms about exploiting its power of manifest destinysorry, eminent domainto turn an easy buck. The SMP wants to replace the eyesore with a station. Great! The site's owners, the Kubota family, are all for it. They want to get out of the parking garage lease by having SMP use its condemnation power. Under the family's proposal, SMP would buy the half of the property the station will occupy, and lease the other half as a temporary construction staging area. When the project is done, the Kubotas would redevelop their remaining half. But the SMP wants to take possession of the entire property. The Kubotas allege that SMP wants the other half to sell it at a profit; SMP responds that it is merely that a lease is too expensive for the agency. "It could be a public park. It could be affordable housing," said Joel Horn [of the] Seattle Monorail Project. But in an article from last year, the Times' Mike Lindblom came out of interviews with SMP with the clear impression that land speculation was precisely what was being planned: The station can fit on less than half the triangle. Monorail officials are trying to condemn the whole site and use the leftover land as a storage yard for construction materials, then resell it after the line opens five years from now. Add to this last week's disclosure of the project's $200 million budget gap, and the land speculation claim takes on legs. And if we want a public park and affordable housing, build it. The answer to everything shouldn't have to be an overpriced monorail (or light rail either). Article: SMP sues to condemn 86-year-old boatyard Manglish. We can chuckle over North Korea's choice of words in demanding that the U.S. show "sincerity" with regard to participating in multilateral nuclear talks. It brings to mind USS Pueblo crew accounts of interrogations when they were, uh, "guests" of the North. But as awkward diplomatic language goes, is it any more odd than Dubya meeting Vladimir Putin, and commenting "I looked into his heart. He is a good man."? 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Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) Posted February 14, 2005 I Heart Montlake I do. Really. I wish I could afford to live there. It's not that the Montlake community shouldn't have a new, iconic suspension bridge, which would save the unique character of the neighborhood from scarring at the hands of dig-happy highway contractors and transportation bureaucrats. It's that theyíre probably going to get what they want, it's that the Powers That Be are going to bend over backward to make Montlake happywhere in the recent past, communities that dared object to the bootprint of our edifice complex (such as the light-rail and monorail obsessions) have been run over, roughshod. Good for Montlake; but what does it have that the others didn't? If it takes a village, who are Montlake's villagers? President: Ken Schubert III- Garvey Schubert Barer, a law firm with offices in Seattle, Portland, New York and Washington, DC, "offers a sophisticated, full service business practice complemented by a zealous team of litigators" (Findlaw). Vice President: Jonathan Dubman- Software engineer. Community and traffic activist. World traveler. Secretary: Rob Wilkinson- ArtOnFile.com. Photographer of contemporary architecture, art and urban design worldwide. Treasurer: Neil Wechsler- Owner, Montlake Bicycle Shops. Board: Robert Rosencrantz- apartment building owner, 2003 City Council candidate, county Housing Authority manager. Bob Mahon- Perkins Coie law firm, adjunct professor at the University of Washington School of Law. Land Use Committee: Don Argus- architect. Arboretum Committee: Joe Marshall- Arboretum Park Preservation Coalition. What's the lesson here? Montlake doesn't need gentrification: Montlake IS the gentry. Montlake has clout; Rainier Valley (light rail corridor) and 15th Ave NW (Monorail corridor) don't therefore they "need" massive public works projects that "improve" neighborhoods by replacing them with something else. And they lack the political capital to avoid them. Also today: "Screw you, Blue states" Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) Posted February 11, 2005 Why don't you go with that, Mr. Carlin? Like everybody else, for the last few days I've been following links to Talon, News Max and other right-wing unnews sites on the Internet. The fake news makes for a good laugh, but I was struck by the similarities of their advertisers:windows into the mentality (and insecurities) of their primary audience? News Max Do You Hate Rejection By Women? The Ultimate Fitness Program (animated GIF of musclebound guy who looks amazingly like "Jeff Gannon") Win Any Fight (GIF of Mr Muscle again) Instant Knockout Moves, Military Fight Secrets, Learn It All Quickly 5 Second Abs He's Rich & you should be too! (photo of Ah-nold) List Your Site Here: Stop Hair Loss! Man ---- OH----- Man More Power in Bed With this powerful formula (and because it was all about greed) It's a good time to bank on Iraq's currency; now only fractions of a cent WorldNetDaily Banners: Get the UN out of the US (again with the greed) Gold Headed For Record Highs Christian Persecution, Learn the Truth! Voice of the Martyrs monthly newsletter Compassion - Sponsor a child in Jesus's name (because only Christians have compassion?) (just plain odd) Over 2,000 Poly Bag Sizes Industrial Bags.com Poly Bag Store Fetpack Inc Poly Bag Distributors (what are the Wingnuts doing with all the baggies?) Townhall.com Frontpagemag.com Who Else Wants to Get Rich in Real Estate? Israel is the Canary in the Mine Death By Gun Control (again) The Ultimate Fitness Program Limbaugh "I've found the person my soul was searching for" (is that how he hooked up with Daryn Kagan?) Another amazing coincidence. Last year I amused myself a couple of times by graphing terror alerts against Dubya's approval ratings. Then yesterday Mark Dayton's decision to not seek reelection got me thinking: Might Dayton be the result of a Rovian diversionary action? What ELSE is going on in the news? Well, there's Social Security. Nah, doesn't seem like a good fit. The FAA ignoring 52 terrorism warnings? That's our baby! Sunday, August 1, 2004 Dayton as a target of Rove and the RNC is much more believable than the official story that Dayton didn't think he could raise enough campaign money. Blarchives: Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) Posted February 10, 2005 Polish up the huge silver buckle on your big black hat Hey you on the Moral Highground! Forget the U.S. Supreme Court, they're just a bunch of morally lax geezers. The hot new place to push your censorship initiatives is the Seattle Community Access Network. You knowthe public access channel. By a 2-1 vote, the content review board for Seattle's public-access TV channel has ruled that the controversial late-night cable television program "Mike Hunt TV" is obscene and not permissible for viewing on a community channel. So: in a city where community standards allow all sorts of adult programs to be rented and purchased in shops and transmitted over Corporate cable channels (so I've heard)that is, they are legally not obsceneone little late night TV show with crappy production values (so I've heard) is unilaterally declared obscene by an unelected three-person panel. One of whom dissented. Who needs the Supreme Court, anyway? Article: "I Know It When I See It" Best turn of phrase. Today at Daily Kos, regarding the Gannongate story: "This has supermodel legs. Let it walk." Franken and... Dayton? Let me get this straight: the Democratic heir to the Target fortune is not seeking reelection because he can't raise the money? And we're supposed to believe that? One wonders what They have on him. Could it be his accidental attendance at a bizarre Washington Times-sponsored Rev. Moon event? Well, Norm Coleman was there too. Article: Dayton shocks his party Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) Posted February 9, 2005 Mayor's reign: "Fat Tuesday," indeed Meaty municipal maven mars Mardi Gras Seattle (Mr_Blog)-- With shouts of "Party on, Your Honor" echoing through Pioneer Square like a Bacchanalian warcry, Mayor Greg Nickels last night set a new standard for civic embarrassment, on an evening that he had promised the previous day would be "an opportunity for all for a pleasant evening on the town, amid a carnivale-like atmosphere." The mayor was in seclusion and could not be reached for comment. The 520-pound Seattle chief executive, wielding a yard-long margarita like a scepter, led his 'royal court' of senior political appointees on a rampage through Pioneer Square that one witness compared to "the movie Caligula to the tenth power. The unrated version, not the R one." Michael Medved, the local conservative talk show host and social critic, agreed. "I should know, since I reviewed dozens of smutty motion pictures when I was co-host of PBS's Sneak Previews," he said. "Well--hundreds, really. Yep. Every last, fleshy, sweaty one of 'em. Especially French films; have you seen Isabelle Adjani in One Deadly Summer?" Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske this morning announced an investigation. "This is going to be an open, warts-and-all investigation of the many complaints that have been received," said the chief, "the mayor will not be above the law." However, Kerlikowske disagreed with characterizations that likened Nickels's conduct to Caligula, the 1979 Tinto Brass film. "It was more like Bachelor Party," said Kerlikowske, referring to the 1984 Tom Hanks vehicle. The police chief also denied reporters' observations that he was gleefully rubbing his hands together, saying that he had just been outside in 35-degree weather searching for his weapon and was still chilly. Medved disagreed with Kerlikowske. "At least Bachelor Party had an upbeat message about discovering personal responsibility," he said. "Caligula is the most accurate cinematic parallel to The Mayor's debauchery." While Nickels isolates himself at his Fortress Of Solitude retreat at N. 36th Street & Aurora Avenue North, senior Mayor's Office staff who accompanied their boss last night as his 'royal court' are running for cover. City Council members report receiving many emails and phone calls from citizens who witnessed Nickels's 'chief budget enforcer,' Deputy Mayor Tim Ceis, turn a firehose on a startled group of women who were queued for the women's restroom at the J&M Cafe. "I heard someone yell 'Wet t-shirt contest,' said one woman in a call fielded by Councilman Nick Licata's office. "I turned to see someone I recognized as Ceis, holding a firehose. Then he let us have it, we were soaked." Captain Ron Woodburn, commander of nearby Fire Station 10 at 301 2nd Avenue South, reported one of the station's hose rigs had gone missing sometime after 9 pm Tuesday and was still unaccounted for. "We're going to be short a hose for a while," said Woodburn. "Ironically, the mayor's office cut our equipment budget, so we can't afford to replace it right away." Other citizens reported that Nickels's spokesperson Marianne Bichsel "won three three different drinking contests" and "was a total bead whore, there wasn't any part of her body she wouldn't expose for a necklace" of the traditional Mardi Gras beads. "I categorically deny that I won three drinking contests," Bichsel said, adding "Wouldn't you rather ask me about Mayor Nickels's endorsement of the Kyoto Protocol? It marks his entry as a statesman onto the world stage? Want to talk about the second term agenda plans? More sidewalk construction? Streetcars for all? Guys?" Article: Seattle Mardi Gras report Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) Posted February 8, 2005 State of the City: Mayor Pledges Safety, Security Will set example, leads orderly Mardi Gras tonight Seattle (Mr_Blog)-- Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels was positive in his State of the City address last night, declaring "Seattle is back" from the economic downturn, terrorism scares, Mardi Gras violence and WTO riots that plagued the tenure of his predecessor, Paul Schell. Nickels touched on public safety, the environment and education in the speech as areas he will focus on this year as he gears up for this fall's reelection campaign. The speech clocked in at 3 hours, 17 minutes, narrowly besting his 3 hour, 6 minute 2004 State of the City. Nickels pledged that he would set the tone for a peaceful, orderly 2005 by personally leading Seattle's Mardi Gras celebration, which takes place tonight in the historic Pioneer Square district. "I will go to Pioneer Square," he said. "I am proud to accept the Merchant Association's invitation to reign over the festivities as King of Mardi Gras." The annual celebration has a history of being marred by excessive public drunkness and disorderliness. Violence has occurred in recent years, resulting in riots, a death, sexual assaults and numerous arrests. "I'll be watching," Nickels warned, "anyone who steps out of line will answer to me." The mayor suggested that instead of seeing Mardi Gras as an opportunity to cut loose, celebrants should treat it as an opportunity for all for a pleasant evening on the town, amid a carnivale-like atmosphere. "Celebrants should treat it as an opportunity for all for a pleasant evening on the town, amid a carnivale-like atmosphere," said Nickels, "As 'king,' I plan to travel throughout my 'realm,' visiting the many establishments that are purveyors of fine spirits and tempting cuisine," said the mayor, patting his stomach. "After all, Wednesday is the first day of Lent." "My staff, or 'royal court' as they will be known for the evening, will accompany me. I urge my fellow citizens to join us," Nickels said. Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) Posted February 4, 2005 0620GMT It's... Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) Posted February 3, 2005 Because His Lips Are Moving I've heard of arrogant politicians overreaching, but last night's State of the Union left me bewildered. You saw it, right? First, if Bush is going to lie to us he needs at the very least to try to do it convincingly. I'm sorry, but his assertion that the tiny principality of Monaco is the "new leader of this year's axis of evil" needs to be backed up by solid facts. To merely state that Monaco's "licentious ruling family" has "amassed its wealth from money laundering" and leave it at that is just not believable, Princess Stephanie and casinos aside. Then there's the whole area of Social Security reform. I'm opposed to private accounts, but willing to consider valid pro-reform arguments. But again: Bush needs to be believable. Of course, I call bullshit on the whole "Trust Fund will be bankrupt by 2042" claimhey George, if I don't have money in the bank, but I have a job, does that mean I'll have no money to spend? 'Course not: I would pay as I go. And his claim that "continued abortions will cause the number of people paying into Social Security to drop to 2 for every 1 person receiving benefits" causes me to question the factual bases of his proposals. Finally, even a neutral critic must question Dubya's choices of members of the public to be recognized in the gallery. I suppose I can see a glimmer of logic in the selection of Aaron K. Shmede, 6, of Auburn, Washington, who last year reported his parents' unusually large international long distance phone bills to the Department of Homeland Security. Little Aaron, in his precious red, white and blue ensemble from GapKids, made for the evening's most telegenic moment. But the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond? Sure, the show has been a beloved primetime fixture for years, but this season has been full of reruns. What about shows that are ending their runs with stronger storylines, like NYPD Blue or The CBS Evening News? True. Economics Professor Doug Orr of Eastern Washington University has been doing Truth Squad duty on Social Security reform for a while now. Perhaps his best observation is that the Trust Fund zero-date will move further into the future as long as U.S. economic growth doesn't go below 1.8%and it has never done that in any 20 year period, even the Depression. In other words, we are saved by increases in worker productivity, which Orr says doubles about every 36 years. The important ratio becomes the number of workers relative to all non-workers, including dependents. Forty years ago there were 1.05 workers for each non-worker; by 2030, the ratio will grow to 1.27 workers per non-worker. And not all non-workers draw Social Security. Last night on KIRO AM's Mike Webb Show, Orr corrected a Bush error: the Trust Fund will keep growing until 2020, not 2018. And he noted that a wildly optimistic Social Security Commision report on private accounts found they would pay less than Social Security would! Orr's overall point is that it's not a crisis just because the Trust Fund gets smallerthat's what it's supposed to do. Article: Dollars & Sense Wanted: Al Gore's lock-box. Orr is up against lying interests like the Cato Institute. At Cato's Social Security Project website there is a link "Cato's Plan." It concludes with words meant to reassure the skeptical: This discussion will be offered in the context of payable Social Security benefits. That is, the Social Security system will be restored to a solvent pay-as-you-go basis prior to the development of individual accounts.Source But by saying '"restored" to solvency,' Cato is claiming that it is not solvent now. But even Dubya admits Social Security has until 2042, when the Trust Fund is projected to run out and the system becomes pay-as-you-go. Are they just plain lying, is it that simple? Or is Cato factoring-in the billions that Bush has "borrowed" from the Trust Fund to pay for tax cuts for the rich? Article: The Unlocked Box Also: Article: Theft as art? Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) Posted February 1, 2005 1555PST GOP Goes After Your Health Plan This Means War GOP taking aim at health insurance paid by employers Posted February 1, 2005 If You Need to Get Something Done Give it to a woman. Thus far it's been the party chairs in the Washington Recount controversy (The Men) arguing over the election of our Governor (The Woman). So today's proposal by Women for an all-mail-in-ballot test election in King Recounty is a refreshing wave of estrogen-influenced common sense. [King County Councilmembers Julia] Patterson, D-SeaTac, and [Kathy] Lambert, R-Woodinville, introduced a motion that would direct County Executive Ron Sims to choose "an appropriate" election to test a vote-by-mail election. Patterson and Lamberts' proposal ought to be an actual slam-dunk. Our neighbor to the south, Oregon, has been having statewide mail-in elections for years. Of course, if any jurisdiction is going to screw something up, it'll be King Recounty. And what do The Men have to offer? Councilman David Irons (R) wants to have county elections controlled by an elected auditor. Oh sure. Is there any office in America that the Republicants don't want to take over? This Just In. From King County: Ohio Secretary of State Kenneth Blackwell is rumored to be considering a move to Seattle to run for elections auditor... From Washington DC: Concerning proposals to increase death benefits and life insurance payouts for the military, President Bush said "I don't think we want to get to how he's going to pay for all these promises. It's like a huge tax gap. Anyway, that's for another debate." He was reminded that they are his own proposals, and that the debates and election are over... From Hollywood: attorneys defending Michael Jackson on child molestation charges have moved for a dismissal, on grounds that the prosecution cannot absolutely prove that the plastic-surgery-altered person on trial actually is the king of pop... From Iraq: exit poll analysis shows that male Iraqis aged 18-35 voted overwhelmingly for Slate 69. "Slate 69 ismighty fine," exclaimed supporter Ahmed al Oyeahsur, 23, who staffs a Xingular kiosk at Mosul's central marketplace. From Bibleland: digging out from under a severe winter snow and ice storm, snow shovelers across the Deep South can be heard to be singing the Christmas classic, "It's going to snow- ho- ho- right here in Dixie..." Calling all wonks. Neal Peirce of Citistates.com checks in with an indictment of Bush policy toward states and cities: Firmly in control of the federal government, the Republican party... appears ready to champion and assert federal power at almost every turn. Back | Comments (remove NOSPAM) | Blarchives | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||