Dataset 5.0
Feb. 5 - Oct. 18, 2005
Mr_Grant:
Huh. Wonder which one's the bad guy. If only there was some haberdashery feature that could act as as a sort of clue...
Mr_Grant:
"Have you seen my white Persian cat? I'm late for my takeover of every ranch in this valley. Hey, are you a good guy or a bad guy by the way?"
Beckett:
"You don't often see a tradition Mexican Restaurant with a Cone of Silence."
FryGirl:
The Cone Of Silence was enlarged to accomodate music and dancing without disturbing the diners.
FryGirl:
Sure, they're volatile, but they've just held their first free elections so... oh, never mind.
Mr_Grant:
"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat..."
FryGirl:
Just goes to show that people will line up for anything as long as there's a velvet rope and a guy with a walkie talkie.
psychomorph:
John Paul is WATCHING YOU.
Mr_Grant:
Seattle's taken the A out of its name so more lawyers will move here!
nashtbrutusandshort:
Berlin, 1936. Hitler watches in mute fury as, one after another, his whippet-thin Aryans are beaten by a chubby Jewish kid from Newark.
McFrenzy:
The Life of Plants, or How I Spent 200,000 Dollars of the University's Grant Money in Paris One Spring
amycamus:
"Look, all I know is that one minute Dick Sargent was working for me, and the next it was Dick York. Or vice versa."
Mr_Grant:
"Mrs. Richardson, no one cares whether you made your Starfleet tunic yourself, just vote on whether the bond measure goes on the ballot."
teambanzai:
Remember if it doesn't have a picture of Blondie doing lines of blow off Dagwoods wallet it's not Sunbeam!
amycamus:
"I appreciate the inquiry, but frankly, Pythagoras wasn't much of businessman. Next question please?"
Anastasia_Beaverhausen:
"Just put them in my pillbox hat."
Anastasia_Beaverhausen:
And if the glass speculum fits...
McFrenzy:
Oh yeah, well, my daddy is Hitler and he says I can have Poland.
wd40:
Ponder the irony of having a steam shovel dig John Henry's grave.
gleeb:
"You know what I like best about eating lunch in the men's room of a highway rest stop? The people you meet."
Misterror_Grant:
It's the Judith Miller Variety Hour! "I can hear the ocean! It's saying, 'Joe Wilson's wife is a CIA operative'." *huge laffs*
Franken-Beckett:
"We're a Splinter Group."
amycamus:
You gotta wonder about the stuff that never really gets off the drawing board of those planning new features at Disneyland.