Dataset X.1.1
Gersonia's Secret
March 5, 2003

KindaEvil:
"Okay, we've got the skimpy outfits, the tennis ball, the feather pillow, the pink napkins, the girl scout handbook, and Charlie Sheen's address. Let's go earn our pay." gleeb_Washingtons_birthday:
"I guess Johnny Weismuller was the last one, Edie." "*sigh* I guess you're right." Zoogicub:
"Want half of my strawberry bread and banana sandwich?"
Mr_Grant:
Librarians at the Clinton Presidential Center
UnReality:
"But, Betty, an orgy just isn't an orgy without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!" eber3:
Ya know, these girls are probably 60 years old now. Kind of takes the fun out of it, no?
Zoogicub:
"You sure this is a good way to meet fellas in the park?" "Yes, for the fifth time!" "I got pawed by a hobo, I wanna go home." gleeb_Washingtons_birthday:
"Oh, God, Myrtle, here comes that creep with the hedge trimmers again..." KindaEvil:
Jilly and Lilly sit down for their afternoon study of the New Testament.
Mr_Grant:
Diane Sawyer and Paula Zahn discuss journalism ethics. Buffoon:
"You know, Marsha... It's only truly kinky the first time." UnReality:
"Gee, Donna, you ever get that not-so-refreshed feeling?"
Mr_Grant:
"Park Dept. Employee Newsletter" swimsuit edition. Buffoon:
"I dunno... The sultan's been really nice to us ever since we were sold into white slavery. I kinda want to stay." "We're escaping tonight, and that's that!!" TyranosaurisRex:
"I wonder if this table is pressure treated" "It is now"
IllegalityGirl:
According to the Lysistrata, in order to protest the war we have to become Lesbos. gleeb_Washingtons_birthday:
Well, right now I'm just shakin' my cans at the World's Fair, but eventually I wanna be Ambassador to Argentina. UnReality:
"Wanna make out?" "Can't. I'm still trying to open this darn puzzle box to the hell dimension."
IllegalityGirl:
"We need ham radio handles. Call me Beauford." IllegalityGirl:
"According to the directions, I'm ovulating!" eber3:
When Gerson spies from the nudist camp bushes, he loses all track of time.
TyranosaurisRex:
See if there's a section in there on how to fix a stuck screen grab. <Are you kidding? This is the longest I've be on the air since the Brady Bunch episode where Peter's volcano erupted> Mr_Grant:
Florence Henderson and Ann B. Davis relax between takes. Buffoon:
"Why do you ALWAYS look in the Kleenex after you blow your nose? Are you expecting to find somethin OTHER than snot? An unknown Picasso, maybe?"
UnReality:
"You were right, Gilligan, Ginger's clothes fit me perfectly!" "I told you, Professor!" Zoogicub:
Did you know you can turn your mother's old curtains into sexy lingerie? flavio:
Siegfried? Ve seem to be losink momentum in ze disappearing tiger section of da show. Hmm? Yah, Roy.

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KindaEvil: "Okay, we've got the skimpy outfits, the tennis ball, the feather pillow, the pink napkins, the girl scout handbook, and Charlie Sheen's address. Let's go earn our pay."	gleeb_Washingtons_birthday: "I guess Johnny Weismuller was the last one, Edie." *"sigh* I guess you're right."**	Zoogicub: "Want half of my strawberry bread and banana sandwich?"
Mr_Grant: Librarians at the Clinton Presidential Center	UnReality: "But, Betty, an orgy just isn't an orgy without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!"	eber3: Ya know, these girls are probably 60 years old now. Kind of takes the fun out of it, no?
Zoogicub: "You sure this is a good way to meet fellas in the park?" "Yes, for the fifth time!" "I got pawed by a hobo, I wanna go home."	gleeb_Washingtons_birthday: "Oh, God, Myrtle, here comes that creep with the hedge trimmers again..."	KindaEvil: Jilly and Lilly sit down for their afternoon study of the New Testament.
Mr_Grant: Diane Sawyer and Paula Zahn discuss journalism ethics.	Buffoon: "You know, Marsha... It's only truly kinky the first time."	UnReality: "Gee, Donna, you ever get that not-so-refreshed feeling?"
Mr_Grant: "Park Dept. Employee Newsletter" swimsuit edition.	Buffoon: "I dunno... The sultan's been really nice to us ever since we were sold into white slavery. I kinda want to stay." "We're escaping tonight, and that's that!!"	TyranosaurisRex: "I wonder if this table is pressure treated" "It is now"
IllegalityGirl: According to the Lysistrata, in order to protest the war we have to become Lesbos.	gleeb_Washingtons_birthday: Well, right now I'm just shakin' my cans at the World's Fair, but eventually I wanna be Ambassador to Argentina.	UnReality: "Wanna make out?" "Can't. I'm still trying to open this darn puzzle box to the hell dimension."
IllegalityGirl: "We need ham radio handles. Call me Beauford."	IllegalityGirl: "According to the directions, I'm ovulating!"	eber3: When Gerson spies from the nudist camp bushes, he loses all track of time.
TyranosaurisRex: See if there's a section in there on how to fix a stuck screen grab. <Are you kidding? This is the longest I've be on the air since the Brady Bunch episode where Peter's volcano erupted>	Mr_Grant: Florence Henderson and Ann B. Davis relax between takes.	Buffoon: "Why do you ALWAYS look in the Kleenex after you blow your nose? Are you expecting to find somethin OTHER than snot? An unknown Picasso, maybe?"
UnReality: "You were right, Gilligan, Ginger's clothes fit me perfectly!" "I told you, Professor!"	Zoogicub: Did you know you can turn your mother's old curtains into sexy lingerie?	flavio: Siegfried? Ve seem to be losink momentum in ze disappearing tiger section of da show. Hmm? Yah, Roy.