Dataset 3.0
January 2-9, 2003
 Mr_Grant: "Match Game: 2295"! Let's bring our panel of celebrities out of hypersleep: Charles Nelson Reilly! Bret Somers! Fannie Flagg... |  sp00kie: As you can see from Dolly Parton's mammogram, she will reach supercritical mass in two days... |  Mr_Grant: <NBA intro music> ...and at Supporting Actor, the 5' 9" 140 lb character actor out of Paris, Texas-- Harry... Dean... STANNNNNTONNNNN! |
 Racerex: "Isn't this neat? We get to go to school in a dim, smokey old bar!" |  LauraPowers: Well I'll be damned. Death looks pretty good without the black robes. |  LauraPowers: "Seriously. Just get me mad and I'll transform into the Hulk." "Just ignore him. He's drunk." |
 DrClayForrester: We have a letter written in crayon from someone calling himself "Ku Klux God". It says, "Dear Abby, I'm a pre-op transsexual..." |  Mr_Grant: *Here at Klan Labs, we're trying to draw the line on humor: on white paper with a white-lead pencil...* |  DrClayForrester: It says, "Heard you were in trouble. Stop. My office authorized to forward up to $25,000 to stop racial ignorance. Stop. Hee-haw and Happy Kwanzaa. Sam Wainwright." |
 Bros: "You press these to make your witty remarks, then press Enter, but not until the remark is finishe- |  gleeb: Their mutual interest in amortization turned into a love affair that would defy nations, society, and the generally accepted accounting practices. |  Mr_Grant: "Hi, I'm Col. Warner Brothers, and I'm the official Pentagon animator! I make sure Don Rumsfeld and the Joint Chiefs move in a realistic and believable manner!" |
 shanky: "George Hamilton's skin color re-order form." |  gleeb: Sorry, the Buddha is out. If you care to leave a message, you can achieve satori later. |  Mr_Grant: <Dick Van Dyke dances across rooftops with chimney sweep broom. Trips over downspout. Laura, Buddy, and Sally help him up.> |
 MSTzilla: A HO scale pope is named. |  porpoise: I like my coffee like I like my men. Hot, strong and with a spoon in 'em. |  Meldrick: But eventually, they just went with the name Monopoly. |
 UnReality: "Do you know it takes seven bowls of Crispy Lardass Flakes to equal just one bowl of Total?" "Go 'way. Eatin'." |  lil_amish_2003: "I'm thinking of writing a song called "Surfer Girl", what do you think, Aunt May?" |  adsinfinitum: After 14 actors broke bones just crossing the stage, M.C Escher was finished as a set designer... |
 MilkboxLarry: "Oh, wasn't that last screengrab hot?" "Oh my, yes. It was so hot, it burnt the leftover hotdish I have in the icebox at home..." | ||
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