![]() TyranosaurisRex-mas: Say, this Iraqi arms report skips from page 11258 to 11260. This could be considered a material breach. | ![]() teambanzai: ...but I don't want to clean my room. Look young lady, if you don't clean your room the terrorists win. Damn you mother how can I deny such flawless logic. | ![]() 144blitzen: Fellow students! Hear me! Cast off these rules that keep you from learning the truth! Mr. Needles is a mouthpiece of the Trilateral Commission! Sit down, Roger. I'm trying to take notes. |
![]() Mr_Grant: Austria, 1961. ~'Allo, I am Hans. ~Und I am Franz. ~~Und we are here to sell <CLAP> you band candy. | ![]() lil_dazetilxmas: "Hi. I'm here to service your animals. No, wait, that's wrong. Hi, I'm from Animal Services!" | ![]() ciscobells3600: "Gonna have to let you go. Santa is no longer recession proof." |
![]() Ebetinaw_Scrooge: Bill Gates bought the device for $50 and made billions off defective copies! | ![]() adsinfinitum: I once shot a capitalist in my pajamas... How he got in my pajamas I'll never know... | ![]() teambanzai: Betty Sue's marriage to NOMAD wasn't all she thought it would be. "NOMAD is perfect, NOMAD wants pancakes." |
![]() Laura_zwei_tausend_drei: "Now there has been a lot of negativity surrounding bondage. Please explain to our audience the *truth* about bondage." | ![]() Mr_Grant: ~So to review, "National Security" was trite and labored, I give it thumbs down. ~And I LOVED it, I give it thumbs up, WAY up! ~You're a toadie. ~Shut up Roger. ~Kiss my Pulitzer. | ![]() AuldlangBServo: Say son, do we have any pencils? |
![]() shanky: "Are you the tight S.O.B. that my Dad works for?" "I just LOVE take your kids to work day!" | ||
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