![]() 144b: Come see the kidney murals! | ![]() Beedo: A Haiku: Sweet Asian petal / I mourn at her sad demise / She had a great ass. | ![]() Racerex: "And now here's my daughter, Betsy, to explain the tax-reform bill she wrote up for me last night..." |
![]() cambria36: You're the first hooker I ever met that had a cash register on her back. | ![]() NurseNoir: "I'll pay extra if you'll let me pretend to be your tampon." "I appreciate the offer, Prince Charles, but I think the logistics of your plan are a bit skewed... " | ![]() Racerex: "Actually, I decided to become 'Mr. Science' when, on my 39th birthday, I realized I had never kissed a woman in my life!" |
![]() bargainbrandbeing: "Okay. Hey? Where'd the big TV with the planet go? Somebody give me a shower. Hey - can you see if my pants fell down?" | ![]() Racerex: "Hello, you're on Talk Radio 88. Do you have a question for the Salt Vampire?" | ![]() Mr_Grant: ~Mr Gould, there's some Aleut tambourine players who've formed a band. They have a sound I think you might like. ~Aleut tambourine is SO yesterday. |
![]() gleeb: Look, don't give me away and I'll spare you in the coming war with Heaven. | ![]() beckett: "Capt. Cook goes to Hawaii... do I go with Capt. Cook? Nooooooo..." | ![]() beckett: "This is the Yacht that carried the Booze, that built the Compound that housed the Man who banged the Starlet that bought the Votes that carried the State..." |
![]() cambria36: My savings book would indicate there are Republicans in office. | ![]() UnReality: "The love that dare not speak it's name? It's not- it's not 'Todd', is it? That's an awful name." | ![]() Hinermad: "Where's Dolly?" "She went to lay her head on the railroad tracks. She's waiting for the Double-E." "But the train doesn't come by here anymore." "Poor, poor pitiful she." |
![]() 144b: It's Nixon! | ![]() 144b: I am not an island! | ![]() Hinermad: I don't care if it DOES violate your religious beliefs! Acupuncture does NOT bring your building up to code! Either get those sprinklers installed or I'll condemn this whole block! |
![]() Mr_Grant: ~Here's an idea: we tear out all the trains, then in 50 years we build new ones at taxpayer expense! ~Wow, that's... ~E-vil? | ![]() Mr_Grant: Hot Julia Child phone sex action! *Now I'm taking the garlic and rubbing it all over myself with a balsamic vinagrette...* | ![]() porpoise: Now all I need is Kevin Costner and some candles. |
![]() jonnyboy2030: The University of Southern Maine, the most prestigious college in all of southern Maine named after a section of Maine. | ![]() IMiss: "You don't have to be so demanding! I'll TELL you what I'm wearing in just a sec... sheesh!" | ![]() Generik: "Place crown on head. Hold scepter in right hand, lift up high. Declare yourself divine, and order the tide to stop in your name. Have all your perceived enemies tortured and killed. Relax." |
![]() Agent_Moldy: "...and I had jelly beans in this country, and in...*spin* this country, and... *spin* in this country I had a bunch, and Nancy wasn't very happy with me, and..." | ![]() Mr_Grant: That was Brutus's plan: first wave, then _in_ with the dagger. | ![]() shanky: "I just graduated! Can I have a ride to the unemployment office?" |
![]() simonlebon: Of course you know you must hand in your clothes with the assignment. | ![]() pearliepie1: Vincent Price is The Spy Who Came In from the Cold & Tried To make Reservations At An Exclusive Restaurant Only To Find That The Maitre'D Had Gone Home Sick. | |
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