Dataset 2.1
Feb. 9, 13, 15-17, 21, 23, 25-27
and Mar. 1, 2002

Zonk: Possibly the first time a Scotsman's been found chained to something with his clothes still on.	BlakHat1: What? I can't hear you! There's a hoedown in my kitchen! What's her name?!? What??	Xigeous: "Tribute to Princess Margaret" caused quite a controversy in the Royal Art Museum due to its lack of elephant manure.
MSTzilla: <laughter> "We see that the French judge has got her face caught in the ancient Chinese finger trap. She's going to lose face now."	Swingo: "Try to think outside *ME*!"	Swingo: Putting "The End" in an empty theater has been brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.
Mr_Grant: OK, OK-- you caught us on Seattle's ONE sunny day. DON'T move here.	Racerex: Wow, Magritte finally sold out and started doing commercials...	GlitterRock: Dom Deluise's dinner theatre performance as Hamlet. "To be or not to be... excuse me, you in the front row, you gonna finish that prime rib?"
Coakley: "We've really got to do something about those revolting peasants." "Maybe we should let them eat soap... Wait, that's not right."	teambanzai: You know what would make this rum just smashing? A touch of a carbonated soft drink made from the Coca plant.	Mr_Grant: ~CPA! CPA! Getcher CPA here! ~Yes, I need a CPA. ~Certainly, sir. Accrual or cash basis? ~Accrual. ~Latte while yer waiting? ~Sure.
Mr_Grant: *Good morning Mr Phelps. Drew Carey is an overexposed comedian from Cleveland, Ohio...*	HenryBemis: "This dish, it speaks to me in the comforting tones of my mother. I... hate it."	unperson: "*Please don't eat me.*" "What the-- you talk?!?" "*I have feelings too ya know. Just cuz I'm a burger.*" "Say, can I... ya know--kiss you?" "*ooh--all right, but no tong- *hrmph!*" *lick smooch!*
HenryBemis: The Emperor of Japan issued a special edict today, quote "I'm still a descendant of the Sun. Don't you forget it. That is all." unquote.	Moatas: Iron Jaw, the only evil Iron Chef, demands lighting from below.	amycamus: "Hey Mr. Grant, is THAT the Space Needle??" .oO Oh. My. God. Get me OUT of this friggin' cab now. I can't wait for this weekend to end... Oo.
NurseNoir: "Power to the people, brother!" .oO ????? Oo.	Agent_Moldy: "His stillness comforts me." "Her perfect hair and woodenness give me peace." "I am shamed by my chips." 'Mannequin' - the new fragrance by Calvin Klein.	HenryBemis: Lower environmental standards, untapped population resources, highly cooperative governments all add up to a great place for alien industry.
Mr_Grant: "Hi, I'm the Noelle Bush of the Shadow Government. I make sure if the worst happens there'll still be an FDA."	Mr_Grant: "And I'm the Monica Lewinsky of the Shadow Government. My job description... is classified."	UnReality: "We'd have made them part of the Shadow Government, but I mean, c'mon. They're not rich or white."
Mr_Grant: "I'm the Shadow Government official in charge of maintaining continuity in the Bush administration's policy on the Homeless. And health insurance reform. And the environment..."	CapMidnight: Next, on "Dark Shadows Government": Barnabas bin Collins turns Condoleeza Rice into a vampire.	UnReality: <sigh> "I'm still bummed they canned the whole 'Office of Strategic Influence' idea. If we can't trust our government to lie to us, who can we trust?"
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