Dataset 1.1
May and November 2000


CrazyBob:
japanese hotdogs .....mmmmmm

Bigstupid:
"Won't sell men panties...Well SCREW YOU Victoria's Secret! I'll make my OWN panties!

Naif:
Oh, he's from WESTERN New Brunswick

Mr_Grant:
My Fair Helen Hunt: --'The Jewish humor is mainly the purview of Paul Reiser.' --The Jewish humor is mainly... --By george she's got it! Now try squinting...

Naif:
Usage advisory: Please take red lectroids only under a doctor's supervision

Mr_Grant:
--Famous Amos! --Yes Lord? --Hear me Famous Amos! Add walnuts to the recipe. I like walnuts. --Yes Lord. --Stop groveling. --Yes Lord. I mean. Sorry...

Mr_Grant:
--Yes, I'd like a chevre omelet, a scone... --Cheeseburgie! --No, I'd like breakfast... --Cheeseburgie!

Mr_Grant:
Are you going to cut my head off, or are you just glad to see me?

Mr_Grant:
The UN today announced a new International Pictogram: "Kiss Your Own Ass"

Mr_Grant:
Woody Allen's stunt double is hot!

Mr_Grant:
The answer to the popular question, "What if you put the top of Paul 'Due South' Gross's head onto the bottom of Robert Foxworth's head?"

Mr_Grant:
--Here Gornie Gornie Gornie! Where IS that lizard? This is all your fault for leaving the gate open. --You keep looking, I'll make the gunpowder.
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