Dataset 1.0
October and November 2000


Mr_Grant:
*We're here to return Richard Dreyfus* Uh, that's OK, you keep him. *No, we want you to have him* No no no, we're fine. *Please, he's driving us nuts...

Mr_Grant:
It's how I find out what The Man is up to!

Mr_Grant:
New Chocolate Eucharists: brought to you by the new hip Catholic Church! Catholicism: it's not just for Inquisitions anymore!

Mr_Grant:
"I'm CRUSHING your head!" *turns away to avoid spray*

Mr_Grant:
--Hello? Who's there? --Uh, it's Sam from next door. I just want to come in and snatch your bo- um, I mean, invade your sna- er...

Mr_Grant:
o/ The Bugaloos. The Bugaloos. They're in the air and everywhere... o/

Mr_Grant:
--So he thinks I'm married to a witch, and you're the producer of the "Alan Brady Show"? --Yes, it's a sad case. --He's right about my wife though...

Mr_Grant:
.oO Retirement after 30 years with the Coroner's Office, and I can only afford to eat Alpo Oo.

Mr_Grant:
Oh my god, you guys have got to come here and see the placenta!

Mr_Grant:
*Hello Frank Black. There are 50 days remaining*

Mr_Grant:
.oO Oh no! It said NOT to take these with alcohol. Ungh... woozy. Oo.

Mr_Grant:
Vice Principal Carruthers is starting to feel apprehensive about Billy's Science Fair Project. The liability considerations ALONE...
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