Special Annex X.0.9
"The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh"
Dec. 20, 2001

Granty_Claus: "YOU, a basketball coach? But dear, you can't even find my clitoris, how can you coach a team to put a ball through a hoop?"	Granty_Claus: And so the search for the clitoris begins.	Granty_Claus: *Have you seen my wife's clitoris?* Naw, man, I ain't seen that.
Granty_Claus: "Maybe those construction workers have seen it, pull over."	teambanzai: Look I'm telling you that sign said clitoris, exit 20 miles. You're crazy. No really, look, we'll just make a U-turn and go back and look.	JAUSTACLAUS: Nice ride... find that clit yet?
Granty_Claus: "I'm sorry monsieur, but we do not allow clitorises in the dining room without a jacket and tie."	JAUSTACLAUS: Did you check in these chair cushions? Sometimes they fall off...	EbeNurseNoirScrooge: Welcome to the Clitoris Bed and Breakfast. Relax and let US do all the finding while you're here!
Granty_Claus: "Yeah man, we've seen it."	JAUSTACLAUS: Ask this guy?? Nah...	Granty_Claus: "Sure, who hasn't seen it? You want to buy some pictures of it?"
teambanzai: No, I don't know where the clitoris is. However Mike next door, he might know.	Granty_Claus: Just found hers.	JAUSTACLAUS: NO you can't look at mine to take a missing clitoris picture!!
Granty_Claus: "What's a clitoris?"	teambanzai: Well, my wife's froze off in '94.	Granty_Claus: Clif Bar + Lavoris = Clitoris
freak-o-d-week: Oh! There it is! It's not missing anymore!	JAUSTACLAUS: nope... but you're close!!	Granty_Claus: "I have three of them!"
BlueOnBlack: Ellen Burstyn knows where to find it!	JAUSTACLAUS: Maybe Santa will bring me a clitoris for Christmas...	Granty_Claus: In Holland they decorate the clitoris for the holidays.
JAUSTACLAUS: With a side order of clitoris for dessert...	Matteus_Gorbulas: List of warnings with Madonna's clitoris	Granty_Claus: *It's 11PM. Do you know where your clitoris is?*
Granty_Claus: Basically, the Rockettes are saying 'look at our clitorises'. It's so obvious!	cambriaxmas: Men don't have 'em... no use lookin'.	Granty_Claus: Suddenly, the team understood the plays once Coach told them to think of the post-up as a clitoris.
JAUSTACLAUS: No no NO! THIS is a testicle... now let's try again!!!	Granty_Claus: "No Frank, it's much smaller than a basketball."	Granty_Claus: ~My wife's is huge! ~Yeah? Well mine has one an inch long! ~My wife has three...
Granty_Claus: "Coach, Andrews says the clitoris has over 5000 nerve endings, but I say it has over 10,000. Who's right?"	teambanzai: No, but my Uncle's named Horris if that helps.	Granty_Claus: *Post up! Post up! Good! Now diddle, DIDDLE!!!*
teambanzai: So I was wondering, mom, could you tell me how to find the clitoris?	BlueOnBlack: "Mom..." - "Yes Gabe?" - "Uhhh... say, Mom, did you and Dad, you know, ever lose your, um, clitoris?"	Granty_Claus: Hers has been missing since 1971
Granty_Claus: "Man in a boat? Single hull or catamaran?"	Granty_Claus: ~OK Frank, you set the post. Andrews, that makes you the swing man. ~I don't get it Coach. ~OK... think of yourself as the urethra. ~Oh... GOT IT!	JAUSTACLAUS: No! It looks like a pecan... kinda...
JAUSTACLAUS: These people are looking in the wrong place... kinda like O.J. out on the golf course.	Granty_Claus: What about the G-Spot? *Sanders, you've been reading ahead in the playbook*	Granty_Claus: "OK team, this is Mrs. Frandle, she's going to show us an example of what we're looking for."
Matteus_Gorbulas: Me? I AM a clitoris!	Granty_Claus: .oO What's with all the clitoris caps? Oh well, when in Rome... Oo. <tap tap tappity tap...>	freak-o-d-week: *typing* "reading ahead in the playbook..." *tab* "granty_claus" *tab* *enter*
cambriaxmas: The LAST thing a clitoris wants.	JAUSTACLAUS: for women with a lazy clitoris...	Granty_Claus: *We've got clitori yes we do, we've got clitori how 'bout YOU!?*
Granty_Claus: The Washington Generals have never found the clitoris. Not once.	Granty_Claus: ~You taking bets? ~Yup. ~$50 on Clitoris in the 6th at Santa Anita.	teambanzai: Hey Ted, did I tell you I found a clitoris on the court after last week's game?
Granty_Claus: When did International Women's Gymnastics start scoring clitorises?	JAUSTACLAUS: Does the g spot count as a 3 pointer??	Granty_Claus: "I've drawn you this map, Herb. Now start looking."
freak-o-d-week: Looks like he's about to find the clitoris.	teambanzai: Okay honey, now just follow the map and it'll lead you right to the clitoris. God bless MapQuest.com.	JAUSTACLAUS: Damnit! I ask you to do ONE thing for me... and you sit your ass on the couch. FINE! I'LL find it mySELF!!
Granty_Claus: "Now that they've found it, the team needs to start working on technique."	teambanzai: Are you sure it's not over here in the couch? Yes, Jesus-- I thought men could read maps.	freak-o-d-week: "Oh come on! Look for it! It's not like it's gonna reach out and bite you!" "Are you sure?"
Granty_Claus: ~See? This is a great example, THAT'S what one looks like. ~Thanks Coach, this strip club is really educational.	EbeNurseNoirScrooge: Moses, Alan Alda and Art Carney in blackface wait their terms to tame Jamie Lee Curtis's c******s!	freak-o-d-week: "They said they've located a clitoris, can we come down to take a look ...whaddya say?"
Granty_Claus: "Yes? Yes? Really? I'll be right there! Hafta go, the police found my wife's clitoris."	JAUSTACLAUS: Still can't tell... could you turn around please??	Matteus_Gorbulas: The hell? I have a clitoris?!?!
Granty_Claus: .oO Hey... what's THAT thing? I've been so focused on clitorises... Oo.	JAUSTACLAUS: Here, borrow mine, I don't use it anyway... but DON'T lose it!	Granty_Claus: "Remember Game 6 of the '69 Championship Series? If only we had a Wilt Chamberlain! Oh, hi Coach!"
Granty_Claus: "Just because tonight's opponents are the Stimulators doesn't mean you should feel inadequate. Now get out there and SCORE!"	BlueOnBlack: ...except, maybe for those "hard to please types" like Mr_G...	Granty_Claus: I guess they found it.
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