Dataset 1.8
November 9-10, 13-14, 21, 27 & 29, 2001

IMissMST3K: The lamp holds its breath and doesn't move, contemplating turning itself off, but realizing that it would give itself away...	144b o/~ The wheels on da bus go 'round & 'round. o/~ Heeeyy!!! Jump back! Wanta kiss myself!!	IMissMST3K: Dear lamp... I cannot say with any true conviction that you "light up my life" any longer... I've found a halogen that meets my needs and THEN some...
gleeb: Donald, it was a TV show. Stop following me.	IMissMST3K: "It would be SO much better if they weren't men!"	Soozcat: "Pow!" And thus it was that Carol Ann was expelled from The TouchMeFeelMeSimi Valley Preschool.
amycamus: All the investigators found was a well-chewed Nerf football, some bloody scraps of skin and hair, and a masticated driver's license bearing the name 'William Wegman'.	CrazyBob: If Elizabeth Hurley Fembots were available in designer styles, George Will would order this one.	Generik: "So far I have Art Howe, Art Fleming and Arthur C. Clarke. I'm looking for a nice Art Linkletter to complete my set."
teambanzai: Mork from Ork was killed today while trying to land at Burbank airport, early reports suggest that his egg hit cold air turbulance and just dropped from the sky.	Mr_Grant: "Call the heads of the other Five Families and tell them... tell them they're invited for Thanksgiving. And we don't need any more pumpkin pies, they should bring side dishes."	Generik: As you can see, Giambi's stats match up well, but in the end, Ichiro just had that extra... I don't know, something in Japanese...
teambanzai: Steve Ballmer is Deep Throat! Bill Gates is Bob Woodward in the Seatle Light Opera all-musical version of All the President's Men.	teambanzai: Ringo could never convince the rest of the band to look out the window at the passing squadran of Vipers.	Granty_Claus: The Beatles BOAC flight is shadowed by Colonial Vipers.
JAUSTMERRYSTUFF: Daytime... librarian... night time... topless dancer.	ArchDeckTheHallsJr: "And after 'Come On Eileen' stopped selling, I hit the bottle..."	144DaysofChristmas: I knew it! Harry Anderson had Mel Torme stuffed & mounted!
The_Gray_Zombie: I'm a drug addict with an acting problem.	BlakMisfitElf: "Skipper! I found a way to get off the island!"	Granty_Claus: "GILLIGAAAAAANNNNNNNN ! ! !"
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