Dataset 1.7
When war seemed simpler
Sept. 13, 2001
 Mr_Grant: Wow, President Bush sure has a lot of cool model airplanes in his bedroom. |  DarkOracle: "Vhat is ze matter?" "My "Furher of ze month" calendar has not arrived yet!" |  Mr_Grant: Mein colonel, vhy haff ve battle planz for Fresno? |
 Mr_Grant: 1944: When the enemy wore easily recognizable uniforms. |  rickubis: "Himmel! De kommandant zeems very angry." "Ja. One cuut say he vas "fuhrerous", ha ha ha-" <BLAM!> |  DarkOracle: " 'All your base are belong to us, love Ike.' V-Vhat is zhis!!!!" |
Mr_Grant: "Dear Ike: Vhat is das deal mit Mamie und that woman golf pro?" Oooooh why I oughtta... |  rickubis: It seems that President Eisenhower is going to open a furniture store when he retires. He's thinking of naming it "Ikea". |  rickubis: No, he's just an annoyed kraut. Wait until he finds out what the wages are. Then we'll have sourkraut for sure. |
 rickubis: What the hell are you talking about? There's no goddam sharks in Germany. |  Mr_Grant: ~Mein General, the radio reports the Allies have landed at Normandy. ~NORMANDY? C'MON GIRLS, LET'S GET 'EM! |  DarkOracle: "Vell dip me in shitzer and roll me in ze corn flacks..." |
 rickubis: On patrol to exterminate anyone who uses the word "flacks" in a sentence. |  DarkOracle: "Ohhh, vhat a nice baaaar, Iz hope zhey serve dez 'flacks'!" |  MrAtomik: Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to war we go. |
 UnReality: "This is useless. Doesn't *anybody* know how to make a Nazi Cross?" "Step on his foot?" "Shut up, Jenkins." | Mr_Grant: Yes? Yes? Why, that's terrific news! <hangs up> Hey guys! Word is, as soon as we get home there's going to be a Baby Boom Generation! *WOOOOO!!!* |  Mr_Grant: ~Well let's have lunch. Major, have the waiter bring us a wine list. ~General, that's Colonel Montpierre of the French Resistance. ~Sorry, 'cart du vin' then. |
 MrAtomik: Gentlemen, the Fuhrer wants us to design a small air cooled car with which to take over the world! |  DarkOracle: The Nazi Youth League was starting to wonder if Spring Break in Siberia wasn't the best idea after all... |  Mr_Grant: What's this letter? "Dear Eva: The boys found this ark of the covenant on an island. Put it in a safe place, ja? See you soon, Love Dolphie." |
 UnReality: "This must be where they're keeping the Ark of the Covenant!" "Oh you silly, silly man..." |  UnReality: Toad of Toad Hall puts in an appearance. |  shecreature: o/' Do, A beer. A German beer... Re, The guy behind the Bar o/' |
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