Dataset 1.7.3
October 28 - November 3, 2001
 Mr_Grant: ~Well it's your fault for not checking to see if the colonists were inviting you to a painting party. ~I'm sick of your Vulcan Monday-morning away-teaming-ing. |  The_Seer: "Why is that shuttlecraft using its high beams?" |  The_Seer: "Say, who brought that life size Oscar in here?" |
 glenda124: How many people does it take to fly a cardboard box? |  animebabe: The pay-per-view fight Pan vs Swamp Thing. I've got a fiver on Pan... |  gleeb: T...and when, like, the thermometer's low, like on the left here, you put on a sweater. Thank you and I hope I win the science fair. |
GersonK: "So, as you can see from these charts, the United Way is running a fever." |  Agent_Moldy: .oO{I wonder if he loves me...} .oO{These chips are da bomb!} |  Mr_Grant: "Oh, I think he'll dance with me." |
 animebabe: 2 dieting girls... one mint milano cookie. Someone's gonna die. |  GersonK: "So that's why they call him the Big Unit." "But how did he get a mullet down there?" |  IMissMST3K: And this is only FOUR examples of how to screw... |
 IMissMST3K: "Just let me check my slide-rule and I'll tell ya EXACTLY how many miles outta our way you took us!" |  teambanzai: Come on, don't you think the sash makes me look, oh I don't know... Festive? | shanky: "Col. Danny Kaye at your command!" |
 rickubis: I dunno. My mom wouldn't talk about my father. I just know that these antlers started growing when I turned 18. |  Upsky2: Brain Power Acuity chart for the nation. It seems those who live most of their lives far from Texas are favored. But this depends on interpretation of the statistics... |  Mr_Grant: *...so on Tuesday please vote Ron Popeil for U.S. Senate.* |
 UnReality: "Can they share an apartment without driving each other crazy?" |  animebabe: o/~ I love you, you love me, we all love our Prozac, see? With a pick-me-up and drive emotions out, docility's what it's all about o/~ |  144b: Okay Kiiiddss! Me & Bongo have to go out back for some smokes. Watch this cartoon & the ads too! |
 teambanzai: All 7 dwarfs stare up at the peep hole in the door that happens to be 5 and a half feet off the floor and wonder if they should just open the door. |  Gray_Zombie: Be careful, Lord Vader's not in a good mood today. | IMissMST3K: "Leesen... I'm Sweess - that way I don' offend nobohdy..." |
 JohnSteed: I hope to God he isn't a dancer by night. |  screaming_fist: "Arrgh, will that be with fries or hush puppies? Arrrgh." |  screaming_fist: Presenting the People's Republic of China Wushu Baseball Opera Ensemble. |
 Mr_Grant: .oO Dear Diary: Green drapes. WHAT was I thinking??? Oo. | screaming_fist: "Dear Diary: I've found another use for our dryer and vacuum attachment..." | JAUSTRALIS: dear diary, today sucked... yesterday too... tomorrow i'm going to kill myself... but first... pick up drycleaning... |
 psychomorph: "I forgot my mantra." |  Mr_Grant: *So if you're working out at Grinch's Vegan Gym, take your Visa. Because they like roast beast not in the least & they don't take American Express.* |  Indomitus: Atomic fortune cookie! |
 Indomitus: "...and it still had a meaningless witticism in it, but it was ATOMIC POWERED! Cool, huh?" | ||
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