Dataset 1.6.3
August 18, 21, 25, 29 & 30, and September 6-8 & 11, 2001
 Gnasche: "I was just thinkin'. Maybe if we took the large dollar signs off these bags then they wouldn't draw so much attention." "Don't be a fool, Jeb" |  GersonK: Step 1: Buy golf pants. |  screaming_fist: We interrupt this show with some urchin news. |
 Mr_Grant: Today on ABC's "The American Sportsman"-- Lance Armstrong joins Curt Gowdy on a search for dangerous vampire bats. |  Buffoon: "Tito! Tito! My hair's on fire!" |  JohnSteed: Sign of the apocolypse: Sold out Kansas City Royals game. |
 Generik: Rod Steiger, Kevin Costner, Moe Howard and Elizabeth Taylor star in "Who's Afraid of Dancing with Virginia Woolf?" |  EnochF: "This seems like a very inefficient way to make demonstration skeletons for anatomy class..." |  teambanzai: YOU'VE HAD A HARD DAY!!??!! They only hung me the right way up yesterday. |
 EnochF: <The pathword ith denim...> |  144b: You have to have a tax rebate. You lunkhead! I have to start eating cat food again. |  Mr_Grant: It was at this cover shoot for Tiger Beat magazine that Jim realized he might as well be dead. |
 Ferd_Berfel: I want you [independent contractors] out on the street, now! Bring me back some [investment capital]. Remember who's the [entrepreneur] around here. |  Buffoon: The true horror of visiting relatives is having to stay in the room of their 14 year old daughter. |  DarkOracle: Opera Night in West Stergon, MI. |
 teambanzai: This all started when someone bet W. at a press conference that he couldn't do a Curley impression. |  GlitterRock: ...who telekenetically killed her graduating class last year. |  Agent_Moldy: o/ ...thaaaaaat's my name too... o/ |
MSTzilla: "Olga is the darling on the Ukraine. Back home she is quite the looker. She's looking for a man who can beat her at chess..." | nashtbrutusandshort: ...who hopes to win the grand prize because she needs the money to buy some more vowels. A true story of determination. Back to you in the studio, Sherry. |  Nyssa23: Leopold & Loeb discover that "He needed killin'" is NOT a valid defense north of the Mason-Dixon line. |
YibbleGuy: "Hi. We're Leopold and Loeb. Any cute guys want to be the victim of an existentially meaningless murder?" |  Nyssa23: Application for Texas Citizenship: 1) Mama's name. 2) Daddy's name, if known. If not, list of suspects. 3) Old Elvis or Young Elvis? 4) Number of teeth... |  IllegalityGirl: Photographic proof that Jesus attended Woodstock. |
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