Dataset 1.5
May 17, 22-23, 29-31 & June 1, 2001

MrAtomik:
o/ I keep my pants up with a piece of twine, because you're mine, please pull the twine o/
Racerex:
"Captain...? Apparently, Yeoman Roxanne has turned the red light on. Shall I alert security?"
flowbear:
"It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!!!!!"

Generik:
"C-5" "You sunk my hair care product!"
Mr_Grant:
A touching family moment at the White House, as George sings "Sunrise, Sunset" to Jenna.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Take a number, ladies, I can only guess so much volume at one time.

TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Dad, can I just go to school once without you puttin a spell on me? "Why not? Because/You're Miiiiiine!!!"
144b:
Damn that Charlie Brown & his kites!
YingYang:
"Mr. Koenig, this meeting's for lesbians or friends and family of lesbians only." "Well, I just came here to pick up chicks..."

YingYang:
"Look, Lenny, we're lab partners and that's it!! I don't wanna go out with you!!"
UnReality:
"I knew Mrwr'rggl'prrggtggtqrtxt. Mrwr'rggl'prrggtggtqrtxt was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Mrwr'rggl'prrggtggtqrtxt."
JAUSTRALIS:
I'm the one in the robe.

mistie406:
BUT I WAS JUST EXTOLLING THE VIRTUES OF THE PENTIUM 4!
YibbleGuy:
President Bush approves development of a new mechanism which makes it easier for the oil companies to stick the new gasoline prices up our ass.
YetiMan:
Day 19: We are desperate for food. We passed three Circle K's but Dan refuses to stop, he says the hotdogs give him gas. Poor Johnson ate his right hand.

cambria36:
But, dad... I LOVE synchronized swimming.
gleeb:
Of course, without sound, we don't know she's whistling "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" over and over.
gleeb:
If Cornwallis hadn't just thrown away his junk mail, history would have been very different. But Lafayette knew a bargain when he saw it.

GersonK:
"Psst, Captain, there's six minutes left, should we really still be alive?"
teambanzai:
HOT LAUNDRY FOLDING ACTION!
EnochF:
"Oh my god! My son's going to die on Star Trek!"

DarkOracle:
Another Widow of the the Star Ship Enterprise...
Mr_Grant:
AGAIN the screen comes down after 30 seconds. These kindergarten-teacher- folding-her-laundry peepshows are all the same.
GlitterRock:
He'd ordered a small Ethiopian boy, and ironically got the sportswatch.

EnochF:
"We-he-hell, looks like we got ourselves a capper. We don't take kindly to cappers round here, bow-ah."
GersonK:
The Abakabob - the calculator you can eat!
Xigeous:
.oO 43 times 87 is... Damn! 43 times 87 is... Damn! What a stupid place to put a calculator. Do I hear sirens? Oo.

Agent_Moldy:
Madonna always was good about putting her toys back into the box when she was finished playing with them.
MirandaRamsey:
"Thank God! A customer. I've got this rockin' two-bedroom on Front Street I'm dying to sell."
Annakie7:
"A control panel, ya say? Why, this is a piece of crap, I have a cousin in Jersey that can get you a control panel twice as good for half the price!"
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