![]() nashtbrutusandshort: "Ye gods... ha' ye e'er seen sa much snot and bubble gum in yer life, crewman?" | ![]() robofreak: Here we are at Lap 345 of the Office Chair 500... Jim seems to be a little weary since that roller gave out on lap 204... | ![]() LuvBJones: "MISS JONES! MISS JONES, I INSIST YOU SNAP OUT OF IT!!" *SLAP SLAP* |
![]() Beedo: Aw, crap! How're we supposed to tell the evil Hercules from the good one if he doesn't have a van dyke beard? | ![]() EnochF: "I have a dream. A crazy dream, some say. But true genius is never recognized in its own time. I picture a bar... where men can date other men..." | ![]() TurkeyVolGuessingMan: Before: Bacharach & Costello=Hip. After: Just Bacharach=Hipsters looking around for Costello and avoiding eye contact. |
![]() teambanzai: Tonite on Power Cops we raid homes that still have the Christmas lights up. | ![]() animebabe: ...and so the Visitor marches on, looking for his next purpose, and practicing that point your finger, wink and make that "tch tch" sound thing. | ![]() Agent_Moldy: Y'know, I think Death is getting cheated. I mean, come on, Death works just as hard as everyone else. |
![]() IMissMST3K: But, I don' WANT to be Lisa... | ![]() rickubis: Vulcans enjoy their 40th year. We go to warm fresh-water springs, and sit in them. We emit gas and enjoy the wafting of bubbles. It is called "Pond Farrt". | ![]() teambanzai: That Vulcan harp belonged to a left handed motherf*ckin' genius named Jimmy Hendrix, that's why it's strung upside down. |
![]() DiscoBoy: "Crikey! That's the biggest Richard Harris I've ever seen! And he's battling for supremacy in the herd with a rival Richard Harris!" | ![]() alexgariepy: Zorak has an invertebrae to pick with YOU! | ![]() Beedo: You get the other half after Space Ghost has his "accident". |
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