Dataset 1.4
Mar. 28-30, 2001


nashtbrutusandshort:
"Ye gods... ha' ye e'er seen sa much snot and bubble gum in yer life, crewman?"

robofreak:
Here we are at Lap 345 of the Office Chair 500... Jim seems to be a little weary since that roller gave out on lap 204...

LuvBJones:
"MISS JONES! MISS JONES, I INSIST YOU SNAP OUT OF IT!!" *SLAP SLAP*

Beedo:
Aw, crap! How're we supposed to tell the evil Hercules from the good one if he doesn't have a van dyke beard?

EnochF:
"I have a dream. A crazy dream, some say. But true genius is never recognized in its own time. I picture a bar... where men can date other men..."

TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Before: Bacharach & Costello=Hip. After: Just Bacharach=Hipsters looking around for Costello and avoiding eye contact.

teambanzai:
Tonite on Power Cops we raid homes that still have the Christmas lights up.

animebabe:
...and so the Visitor marches on, looking for his next purpose, and practicing that point your finger, wink and make that "tch tch" sound thing.

Agent_Moldy:
Y'know, I think Death is getting cheated. I mean, come on, Death works just as hard as everyone else.

IMissMST3K:
But, I don' WANT to be Lisa...

rickubis:
Vulcans enjoy their 40th year. We go to warm fresh-water springs, and sit in them. We emit gas and enjoy the wafting of bubbles. It is called "Pond Farrt".

teambanzai:
That Vulcan harp belonged to a left handed motherf*ckin' genius named Jimmy Hendrix, that's why it's strung upside down.

DiscoBoy:
"Crikey! That's the biggest Richard Harris I've ever seen! And he's battling for supremacy in the herd with a rival Richard Harris!"

alexgariepy:
Zorak has an invertebrae to pick with YOU!

Beedo:
You get the other half after Space Ghost has his "accident".
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