Dataset 1.3
Mar. 2, 5 & 6, 2001

EnochF: "I'm the queen. I can move horizontally *and* diagonally, if you know what I mean..."	YingYang: "A 'Head of the Class' movie?! Of course I'm in!!"	amycamus: "...and this is the body of Christ with 64 gigabyte memory and a special V-chip. Oh, altar boy- the '61 Chateau Latour, please..."
EnochF: "Here. This is a top-secret prototype of a new American device. Press this button and it makes a fart noise. This one says 'bite me'..."	JAUSTRALIS: Take 2 of these and you won't have to call me in the morning. 'Thanks Dr Kevorkian!'	Mr_Grant: Nametag: Special Agent Cole Smolder. Clearance Level 2. Codename: Dry Look. License to kill with motorcycle endorsement.
amycamus: "Here at The Capper National Laboratory, your training will begin on older PCs in order to give you a full understanding of what early cappers experienced."	EnochF: "Redenbacher One to base, Redenbacher One to base, the Kernel is in the Popper. Repeat, the Kernel is in the Popper..."	Mr_Grant: Bernie Casey was lucky to get the catering contract for that year's Symbionese Liberation Awards ceremony.
E_the_E: "Welcome to my mezzanine. Today's storybook will be 'Madeleine'."	YingYang: "Now THIS is a knife." "Uh, yeah, so?" "No, don't you get it? I was making fun of--" *STAB!*	EnochF: "Abortions for all!" "Booooo!" "Uh, abortions for none!" "Boooooooo!" "Uh, abortions for some, miniature flags for others!" "Yaaaaaaaay!"
Mr_Grant: ...a man with the plan, your friend and mine, the next Senator from Babylon 5, please welcome GHLDLOCKK CKKXR!!! *thunderous applause, chant of "we want Ckkxr" *	GlitterRock: Looks like the psycho in box 2 is picking up the knife in box 4 to go after the unsuspecting idiot in box 3...	girly_girl: "Listen, as your manager, I have to advise you that you can't stand on your laurels from the song Strut. You need to keep your name out there."
Jayati: "Lemme see, Q you said, right?...Q.....Q..........Quinn, Quill, Quigley, nope- sorry sir, no Q." "But I have to be there! I'm omnipresent! Let me see that!"	Mr_Grant: Jane is having an office romance with Lenny Pixar. She's trying to break it off with him, and he just doesn't get it. What a dim bulb.
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