Dataset 1.3.4
Mar. 25-27, 2001

YibbleGuy: "The only thing I can play on guitar is 'ching-chinga-ching-chinga-ching.' Thank God *Bono* is so talented."	Mr_Grant: See, this is why she's so much better an actor. He's doing a generic gumshoe, she's actually become Columbo.	SpiffyGuy: And yet they're letting Debussy walk free... how's that for justice?
Dragonstud: He'll have to pay for these waltzes some day...	JAUSTRALIS: and THAT'S why I stopped going to those little Vietnamese nail shops!	robofreak: Herc realizes he's in the wrong bar: "Hey, strong man...how YOU doin'?"
JAUSTRALIS: No... how YOU doin'???	Loodvig: "This is your last chance... for some pie."	questor: Suddenly it was clear that Hercules was the son of Roy G. Biv.
teambanzai: She's holding a sign that reads "Will club rival skaters' knees for food."	teambanzai: Well I used to be a skater, but now I mostly get arrested for beating up my boyfriend.	teambanzai: Well I've been trying to build an indoor skating rink but my trailer's so small, I'm hoping the Taco Bell job comes through so I can get a doublewide.
teambanzai: Just now realizing that telling Tonya Harding to "give it your best shot" probably wasn't a great idea.	teambanzai: Oh, so you'll club that Kerrigan girl but I ask you to do a little number on Spock and the answer's no? Bitch.	EnochF: Fouled back into stands. Oh-and-two. Hercules has struck out eight of the last eleven at bats.
EnochF: "I accuse... Hera!... in the conservatory!... with the candlestick!." <gasp>	Generik: "Get back, he's showing all the signs of Joe Vine Spongiform Encephalopathy... you know, that Mad Cowboy Disease!"
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