Dataset 1.2.6
Feb. 24, 2001

n0cturnal_emit0r: Shortly after the discovery of "cheese," Greenook was the first cholesterol casualty	Mr_Grant: "Spare some fire for the caveless?"	Mr_Grant: Attracted by the warmth of the fire and the *snap* of the caps of bottles of Smirnoff Ice.
Soozcat: "Ahhh, who am I kidding. Only *I* can prevent forest fires!"	alexgariepy: And the Lord of the Flies chain of command all falls apart.	HenryBemis: You too might have what it takes to be a capper.
Torgone: Dude! up high! Down low! Too slow! Ha ha ha! Gort, you old sack o' shit! What up?	Buffoon: ...Pig.... Fuzz... The Man. Just some of the terms that will increase the size of your next speeding ticket.	Lanzman: What happens when you wash a tennis court in hot water? It shrinks.
Soozcat: Get your very own Tennis Court in a Box! Act now and get a miniature Monica Seles free of charge.	Soozcat: "Bart" the bear? You magnificent bastard, I read your book!	UnReality: Late at night, Erin would lie awake and wonder why Ricky Schroeder never calls...
Mr_Grant: What? Oh, you want the White House, it's about three states up the coast. *Thanks* Don't mention it. Really. Especially if you, y'know, vaporize it.	Mr_Grant: Ladies and gentlemen: the Anal Probe you've all heard so much about.	HenryBemis: Because "Lick Your Cup Clean" was an advertising debacle.
Chebwa: "As you can see by my tag, sir, I'd be pleased to tell you about our Nuclear Weapons specials today..."	HenryBemis: "...and you say this hunchback won't leave you alone, Miss..Miss..." "Esmerelda."	Neoknight: "I dunno, this headset thingy makes me feel... kinda like Britney Spears, y'know?"
Mr_Grant: Isn't that progressive! The military has a daycare where aliens undergoing sadistic testing can leave their kids.	HenryBemis: Beer Taps...OF THE GODS!!!
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